Ok, so my phone is silent and it irritates me so,
I know quite a few people back in T.O. and of course
I call a few of ’em now and again, but it’s starting to piss
me off that they too can call but choose not to.
Really I know what kind of rates you can get there,
even on prepaid cards, so why is my funds being drained
when they could use a bit of theirs.
But they might not know my numbers, so ‘ere they are again: