Office gossip!

Kevin Costelloe says:
I heard Sharron in accounting shagged Stephanie with a two way dildo….

David says:
What???!!!????!!!

David says:
Who is Stephanie?

Daz Mania says:
Ohhh

David says:
Who is Sharron?

Kevin Costelloe says:
i feel left out in the gossip game so I’m making somethings up

Daz Mania says:
i wana hear more

Kevin Costelloe says:
Then Darren walked in and beat Sharron with a Salmon!

Daz Mania says:
yes the dirty bitch!!

Daz Mania says:
and David video’d it to sell on the net

Daz Mania says:
perfect gossip!!

Kevin Costelloe says:
no, but Jack who was down in reception left his mobile in the supplies closet and he forgot to hang up on Sharron’s boss’ wife’s cousin-in-law’s best friend’s answerphone!

Daz Mania says:
uh oh

Daz Mania says:
thats quite the scenario

Kevin Costelloe says:
oh yes, and theres more….

Daz Mania says:
oh *intrigued*

Kevin Costelloe says:
Dan who is in Finland right now has a dog that keeps on attacking 999 operators, and then Jessica from accounting found this out and told Sally, you know that whiney bitch from payroll, anyways sally was like « Oh my god, i used to work for 999 as an operator » and then the dog came and attacked her…. but nobody helped because in the office there is a parrot who guards the telephone so employees can’t use the phone for calls and like cost the company big £££! anyways, so like nobody could call 999 but sherrie just ended up laughing her self to death…

Daz Mania says:
LoL

Daz Mania says:
uve way to much time on your hands

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