Kevin Costelloe says:
I heard Sharron in accounting shagged Stephanie with a two way dildo….
David says:
What???!!!????!!!
David says:
Who is Stephanie?
Daz Mania says:
Ohhh
David says:
Who is Sharron?
Kevin Costelloe says:
i feel left out in the gossip game so I’m making somethings up
Daz Mania says:
i wana hear more
Kevin Costelloe says:
Then Darren walked in and beat Sharron with a Salmon!
Daz Mania says:
yes the dirty bitch!!
Daz Mania says:
and David video’d it to sell on the net
Daz Mania says:
perfect gossip!!
Kevin Costelloe says:
no, but Jack who was down in reception left his mobile in the supplies closet and he forgot to hang up on Sharron’s boss’ wife’s cousin-in-law’s best friend’s answerphone!
Daz Mania says:
uh oh
Daz Mania says:
thats quite the scenario
Kevin Costelloe says:
oh yes, and theres more….
Daz Mania says:
oh *intrigued*
Kevin Costelloe says:
Dan who is in Finland right now has a dog that keeps on attacking 999 operators, and then Jessica from accounting found this out and told Sally, you know that whiney bitch from payroll, anyways sally was like « Oh my god, i used to work for 999 as an operator » and then the dog came and attacked her…. but nobody helped because in the office there is a parrot who guards the telephone so employees can’t use the phone for calls and like cost the company big £££! anyways, so like nobody could call 999 but sherrie just ended up laughing her self to death…
Daz Mania says:
LoL
Daz Mania says:
uve way to much time on your hands
